Dear Mister Sun,
I wish to express my sincere apologies for any perceived indifference and assure you that I am most appreciative of your efforts on our behalf. I realize that your job is truly staggering and that I do not begin to comprehend your daily routine. Nonetheless, I am a life-long fan of your appearance and have been deeply saddened by your recent reticence. I implore you to come back with greater regularity in July and August. Furthermore, I am certain that any perceived indifference on the part of your loyal subjects will be emphatically dispelled at your next appearance.
Your rather pale lady-in-waiting,
Debra
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What a fun idea to write a letter to the sun. Your language choices create the perfect tone for this light-hearted piece.
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